Ugh. Just take my money, dammit!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/13/2016 at 23:49 • Filed to: White canopy lyfe

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I offered this guy $100 for his canopy, but he said he wants to sell everything as one package. C’mon, man. You’re selling the whole thing for 500 obo, and you won’t take an easy 100?

Couple this with the guy selling a blue one last month that was parting out “everything,” except wasn’t willing to sell the toolbox in the bed featured in every photo, and you’ve got a frustrated ME.

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CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/13/2016 at 23:51

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Just buy the truck, take the bed cap, and sell it yourself for $400.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 09/13/2016 at 23:53

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As smobgirl once mused, you have factor in the cost of divorce.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/13/2016 at 23:55

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The most I can contribute is seventy-three cents and a blue M&M.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 09/13/2016 at 23:57

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That’s more than the value of assets, so we have a deal.

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/13/2016 at 23:59

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save your money for that 1925 model T

smobgirl > CB 09/14/2016 at 00:02

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Once I realized what you can sell Tercel windows for this sounded like a fantastic business. But my yard is only so big.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Berang 09/14/2016 at 00:04

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Leave me ALONE!!!

CB > smobgirl 09/14/2016 at 00:04

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But with the profits you’ll be seeing, you could afford a bigger yard! Or a storage locker hidden away from anyone who might be concerned about your financial abilities!

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 00:05

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20 minutes earlier...

Seller: Well, I’m not getting any traction here. Maybe I’ll have better luck with a part out?
Mysterious Bro: The next person who sees your car. Don’t sell him anything.
Seller: What...how did you get in my house? And why not?
Mysterious Bro: He’ll have sex with whatever you sell him, and post the video to WertTube.com
Seller: Oh no!
Mysterious Bro: Oh yes.
Seller: Well I’ll be damned if a sexual deviant has his way with any of my stuff...he’s not getting anything from me!
Mysterious Bro: Indeed. My work is done here.

*A silver two door Honda speeds away*...

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 00:10

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(:3 )3*+º.+*.•[][]

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 00:48

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Did you try offering him $100 for the whole thing instead? That’s a win-win.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 04:47

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huh, that shell looks like the same brahma thats on my ranger. wanna do a trade? mines a little small anyway

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 07:52

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It’s probably the only thing still holding the rusted out bed together.

Dru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 08:43

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Dang. You couldn't convince your wife you intended to sell the parts/the whole thing to recoup your investment? My wife rarely believes any of the crap I say anymore but I think I could make a case for this one.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/14/2016 at 09:58

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You’re is only for a 6' bed.

DynamicWeight > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 11:26

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I totally understand where he is coming from. It isn’t about the money, it’s about getting the crap pile out of his yard and out of his life.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DynamicWeight 09/14/2016 at 11:36

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I GUESSSSSS

But it’s a toppper, not like a transmission or even a taillight

DynamicWeight > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/14/2016 at 12:25

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And it gives the pile “value” that might tempt someone to take it. Notice all the people in this thread who say “Buy it, keep the topper and then sell the car yourself”

I agree, it’s annoying. Maybe if you offered him more? Or played the waiting game.